Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
when I was in year 7 I was really weird and I had a massive crush on this boy and I said one day to a friend ‘i want to pee in his toilet’ and then a year later I was dating the same boy I had a crush on and I needed the toilet so I peed in his toilet and I only just remembered this so the moral or the story is dreams do come true
i wish opportunity would knock on my door but it’s always a jehova’s witness
whats a synonym for selfie
i can’t with this fandom
a match made in heaven
my brother just tried to twerk but he farted by accident and now hes crying
he said hes “disgraced the whole family”
I tried to scroll over this..
we all tried…
its impossible to scroll over this
i didn’t, i didn’t even put up a fight abahahahhah
this is my favorite video on tumblr